The ongoing scandal
Criminally delicious. Criminally banana-free.
Tiny crispy chocolate chip cookies, roughly the size of a quarter. Granny Bananny makes them at a banana bakehouse, has been asked about the missing banana repeatedly, and her position has not changed. She would like everyone to move on.
“I put the gram in grandma.”
Case file № 001
Verdict: guilty as charged. Sentence: keep baking.
Why they're dangerous
Thin, crispy, brown-buttered, and the size of a quarter, which your brain files under "basically free." A Little Trouble is 25 cookies. People report finishing one in the car. In the parking lot. Before the car moved.
There is no banana in them. At a banana bakehouse. We're aware.
Pick your poison
25 cookies. A polite amount. A “secret stash” only we need to know about. Eat them before you get home, we won’t snitch.
$5
50 cookies. For sharing. Allegedly.
$9
100 cookies, in the box. You’ve hit the doughpot. The one everybody asks for.
$18