1 · Photograph the evidence
On the counter, in the bowl, at the back of the fruit basket where you forgot about it. Natural light. No filters, we will know.
Public banana judging
The browner, the better. ♥
You have got one on the counter right now. Spotted, bruised, going soft, and everybody in your house has decided it is somebody else's problem. Send it to us. The nanas will rate it out of ten and tell you exactly what they think, which is the risk you take.
How to get judged
On the counter, in the bowl, at the back of the fruit basket where you forgot about it. Natural light. No filters, we will know.
Post it and tag @badbananabakehouse, or send it to us in a DM if you would rather be judged privately.
The nanas score it out of ten. The best ones go up on this wall. There is no appeals process.
The scale
A green banana is a coward. A black one has lived. Scoring runs the other way from what the produce aisle taught you.
The wall
Everybody wrote them off. They got better anyway. Send us yours, or let us do the hard part on Wednesday.