SECOND CHANCE BANANAS ONLY ORDERS CLOSE SUNDAY 9 PM GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN BANANAS LET GO PICKUP WEDNESDAY 6:00 AM & 1:00 PM SOUTHERN HIGHLANDS, LAS VEGAS SECOND CHANCE BANANAS ONLY ORDERS CLOSE SUNDAY 9 PM GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN BANANAS LET GO PICKUP WEDNESDAY 6:00 AM & 1:00 PM SOUTHERN HIGHLANDS, LAS VEGAS
Weathered wooden hanging sign: BANANA REHAB with arrow

Banana Recovery & Rehabilitation Center

Meet the residents.

Some bananas get thrown away for being too ripe. Not these bananas. They retired, moved to our little community, and now bake (and stir up) trouble every single day.

Grey bun, red glasses, pink apron, holding a tray of cookies

The Ringleader

Granny Bananny

"One cookie won't hurt."

Official charges
  • Distribution of homemade cookies
  • Excessive butter usage
  • Failure to stop at one cookie
  • Cookie enabling
Sunglasses, tropical shirt, lounging in a lawn chair with a drink

Director of Bad Decisions

Banana Fonda

“Work it, bake it, eat it.”

Official charges
  • Dessert before dinner
  • Public snacking
  • Encouraging second helpings
  • Convincing others calories are a rumor
Sun hat, orange sash, clipboard reading Potluck Book Club Bingo Coffee Hour

Activities Coordinator

Samanana Banana

“Elegance is always in season.”

Official charges
  • Excessive chatter
  • Organizing unnecessary parties
  • Recruiting neighbors into book club
  • Never taking "no" for an answer
Purple bandana, leather vest, visible bruises worn proudly, I DON'T QUIT mug

Resident Tough Cookie

Bruised Betty

“Sweet on the inside. Tough as a peel.”

Official charges
  • Refusing to be thrown away
  • Laughing too loudly
  • Carrying emergency snacks
  • Giving unsolicited life advice
Straw hat with flowers, overalls, trowel, planter box that GROWS GOOD THINGS

Garden Club Champion

Bonney Banana

“Pray. Bake. Be kind. Repeat.”

Official charges
  • Growing too many tomatoes
  • Delivering mystery zucchini
  • Talking to her flowers
  • Leaving herbs on everyone's porch
Red bandana, tool belt, hammer raised, toolbox at her feet

Neighborhood Fix-It Lady

Banana Foster

“Honey, life’s too short for dry banana bread.”

Official charges
  • Repairing things that weren't broken
  • Borrowing tools
  • Installing shelves for strangers
  • Building birdhouses nobody asked for
Pink sun hat, sunglasses, swimsuit, iced tea, poolside lounger

Pool Club President

Peela Anderson

“High peel, high standards and zero apologies.”

Official charges
  • Looking fabulous
  • Excessive tanning
  • Drinking iced tea poolside
  • Starting harmless rumors
Pink bow, polka-dot dress and apron, whisk in one hand, towering frosted cake in the other

Cake Department

Dottie

“I see everything. I say nothing.”

Official charges
  • Excessive frosting
  • Oversized cake slices
  • Unauthorized sprinkles
  • Making birthdays out of Tuesdays

The celebrity wing

Even the famous ones brown.

Fame doesn't stop the spots. These residents checked in quietly and asked us not to make a big thing of it, so naturally we put them on the website.

Trading card: Berry Brown

Berry Brown

“Can’t get enough of your loaf, buttery.” Smooth operations
Trading card: Bruise Peelsteen

Bruise Peelsteen

Born to bake. Raised on bananas. Morale
Trading card: Breaking Bread

Breaking Bread

Baking is a science, bread is the formula. R&D
Trading card: Americas Next Top Banana

America’s Next Top Banana

Judged on ripeness. Rated on brownness. Wednesdays, rec room
Trading card: Sir Spots-a-Lot

Sir Spots-a-Lot

More spots. More swag. More banana. Acoustics
Trading card: Frank Sinanana

Frank Sinanana

Fly me to the loaf. Let me bake among the stars. Entertainment
Trading card: Lady Baanana

Lady Baanana

Born this way. Spotted this way. Costume dept.
Trading card: Peelbull

Peelbull

Mr. Worldwide. Ripe & ready. Hype
Trading card: Bananatana

Bananatana

Smooth grooves & sweeter loaves. House band
Trading card: Crust Angel

Crust Angel

Mindfreaks want tricks. I bake miracles. Illusions
Trading card: Banania Twain

Banania Twain

Let’s go girls… to the bakehouse! Line dancing
Trading card: Barry Maniloaf

Barry Maniloaf

I write the breads that make the whole world bake. Piano bar
Trading card: Bananal Capone

Bananal Capone

I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t reefuse. Security
Trading card: Earth, Wheat  Butter

Earth, Wheat & Butter

Baking the music of our lives. House band
Trading card: Peel and Tater

Peel and Tater

The Un-peel-ievable! Magic night
Trading card: Banana Peel

Banana Peel

The comedian. Yes, really. Comedy night

❤️ Our mission

To turn overripe into over-the-top delicious, spread joy, stir up a little trouble, and make the world a sweeter place.

📋 Resident rules

  • Always save room for dessert.
  • Coffee fixes (almost) everything.
  • Kindness is our secret ingredient.
  • Never trust a skinny banana.

🚨 Wanted for

  • Making life a little sweeter
  • Creating happy memories
  • Turning neighbors into family
  • Refusing to take life too seriously

Guilty as charged

🍌 Banana fact

We may be a little spotty, a little soft, and a lot quirky… perfect for baking and perfect for loving.

Too ripe to be wrong. ♥

Admissions are open. Taste what the residents made this week.

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